A new pop rock quintet has hit into the news, Runner Runner...apparently a name they pulled off a board when trying to figure out a new name for their *squee* BOY BAND! For fuck sake, so they decided on 'Runner Runner' due to the poker game Texas Hold 'em..."against all odds" or some shit. So this new up-and-coming boy band used to rock out to punk music, one of them even rides motorcycles (he's the bad boy of the band I bet).
We are losing the battle against pop music, people! How can we allow such injustice upon our music business as letting a new boy band come onto the scene and mix pop with rock calling themselves 'pop rock?!' How?!
Mix with cola and we may have the death of pop, who knows, or they would pull some childish stunt and run around like manic, crazed people.
Death to pop, always here...trying to kill pop.
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Lady Gaga - 'Bad Romance' Metal Mix
I caught this the other day on a forum I frequent and I absolutely had to plug it! This is a remake of Lady Gaga's 'Bad Romance' by the metal band Leander! Check it out and tell me what you think!
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
10 Reasons That Pop Should Die
Here's the 10 reasons that pop should die list:
10 - Pop Music Doesn't Care About You.
This is true in the recent case of Justin Bieber, who was voted to go to North Korea by his...err, well, fans. Is he going? No, he doesn't care about his...err, uhm, fans.
9 - Too Much Pop Music Will Make You Go Bald.
Britney Spears.
8 - Pop Music Causes Cancer.
Go ahead and prove me wrong! Do it!
7 - Pop Music Causes An Inflated Ego.
So much so that you may think years after you were famous you can come back and do it again...Backstreet Boys...
6 - Pop Music Is Degrading The Education System.
Now everyone is listening to Bieber or Backstreet Boys and not paying attention to their teacher! We can't have that!
5 - Pop Music Won't Be Missed.
It is expendable, we have plenty of other far better genres in music we can hear. Pop music won't even be a blimp on a radar if it goes under.
4 - There Is No Such Thing As Good Pop Music.
Terrible, isn't it? But it is true, there is simply no such thing as good pop music, it is all about the same...only difference is the "bad boy" in the band.
3 - Pop Music Leads To Drug Abuse.
Britney Spears.
2 - Pop Music Is The Reason Stupidity Exists.
It is, really. If we didn't have pop music people wouldn't be saying "like" between every Goddamn word!
1 - Pop Music Is Predicted To End The World.
With its condescending attitude problem, piss poor 'idols' leading children to drug abuse and cancer, and Justin Bieber lighting ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
And there you have it, 10 reasons that pop should die. Brought to you by Death To Pop.
10 - Pop Music Doesn't Care About You.
This is true in the recent case of Justin Bieber, who was voted to go to North Korea by his...err, well, fans. Is he going? No, he doesn't care about his...err, uhm, fans.
9 - Too Much Pop Music Will Make You Go Bald.
Britney Spears.
8 - Pop Music Causes Cancer.
Go ahead and prove me wrong! Do it!
7 - Pop Music Causes An Inflated Ego.
So much so that you may think years after you were famous you can come back and do it again...Backstreet Boys...
6 - Pop Music Is Degrading The Education System.
Now everyone is listening to Bieber or Backstreet Boys and not paying attention to their teacher! We can't have that!
5 - Pop Music Won't Be Missed.
It is expendable, we have plenty of other far better genres in music we can hear. Pop music won't even be a blimp on a radar if it goes under.
4 - There Is No Such Thing As Good Pop Music.
Terrible, isn't it? But it is true, there is simply no such thing as good pop music, it is all about the same...only difference is the "bad boy" in the band.
3 - Pop Music Leads To Drug Abuse.
Britney Spears.
2 - Pop Music Is The Reason Stupidity Exists.
It is, really. If we didn't have pop music people wouldn't be saying "like" between every Goddamn word!
1 - Pop Music Is Predicted To End The World.
With its condescending attitude problem, piss poor 'idols' leading children to drug abuse and cancer, and Justin Bieber lighting ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
And there you have it, 10 reasons that pop should die. Brought to you by Death To Pop.
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