Tuesday, July 20, 2010

10 Reasons That Pop Should Die

Here's the 10 reasons that pop should die list:

10 - Pop Music Doesn't Care About You.

This is true in the recent case of Justin Bieber, who was voted to go to North Korea by his...err, well, fans. Is he going? No, he doesn't care about his...err, uhm, fans.

9 - Too Much Pop Music Will Make You Go Bald.

Britney Spears.

8 - Pop Music Causes Cancer.

Go ahead and prove me wrong! Do it!

7 - Pop Music Causes An Inflated Ego.

So much so that you may think years after you were famous you can come back and do it again...Backstreet Boys...

6 - Pop Music Is Degrading The Education System.

Now everyone is listening to Bieber or Backstreet Boys and not paying attention to their teacher! We can't have that!

5 - Pop Music Won't Be Missed.

It is expendable, we have plenty of other far better genres in music we can hear. Pop music won't even be a blimp on a radar if it goes under.

4 - There Is No Such Thing As Good Pop Music.

Terrible, isn't it? But it is true, there is simply no such thing as good pop music, it is all about the same...only difference is the "bad boy" in the band.

3 - Pop Music Leads To Drug Abuse.

Britney Spears.

2 - Pop Music Is The Reason Stupidity Exists.

It is, really. If we didn't have pop music people wouldn't be saying "like" between every Goddamn word!

1 - Pop Music Is Predicted To End The World.

With its condescending attitude problem, piss poor 'idols' leading children to drug abuse and cancer, and Justin Bieber lighting ants on fire with a magnifying glass.

And there you have it, 10 reasons that pop should die. Brought to you by Death To Pop.

1 comment:

  1. Completely true. You could also add stuff about violence and nudity in bed and stuff like that

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