Lindsay Lohan Is In Jail!!

Fantastic news! Lindsay Lohan is serving her time in Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California according to numerous reports. According to the National Ledger she is having a rather difficult time adapting to her surroundings in the detention facility, other inmates are calling her 'fire crotch' a term used by oil heir Brandon Davis for her natural hair color (he's another rich prick that probably won't ever see reality).

Recently she has been visited by her mom Dina Lohan, sister Ali, and manager Lou Taylor. On top of those visitors she also recieved a visit from Samantha Ronson (ex-girlfriend/publicity stunt)! As Samantha was leaving she was asked by a reporter "how do you think she is doing?" Which Samantha snapped back with "how do you think she is doing?!"

Have to love a day like this, pop is dismantling itself at the seams. Death to pop is taking on an entirely different definition today, we can smile, be happy...pop music must die, and we must handle the reigns of this downfall.

And I'm absolutely loving Hellyeah's new album 'Stampede!' If you are looking for a good album you have to check this one out!

I Wonder If Justin Bieber Dies?!

Apparently Justin Bieber just wrapped up shooting an episode for the season premiere of CSI. He is supposed to be portraying a troubled teen so he was wearing an orange jump suit (prediction of his future maybe?). According to the Us News report Justin said "[it was an] amazing day" (apparently English isn't really necessary if you just sing noises).

I honestly have to say...I really hope that the character he is playing in the show eventually will be him when the drugs, alcohol, and sex hits in his pop life. I know, I know...I'm cruel, but history as the lesson, it is inevitable and I honestly can't wait to see it.

On a completly unrelated note I finally got my hands on Hellyeah's new album Stampede! And it is fucking awesome! Good to see people like Chad Gray and Greg Tribbett are still pulling for the death of pop!

Runner Runner...What The...

A new pop rock quintet has hit into the news, Runner Runner...apparently a name they pulled off a board when trying to figure out a new name for their *squee* BOY BAND! For fuck sake, so they decided on 'Runner Runner' due to the poker game Texas Hold 'em..."against all odds" or some shit. So this new up-and-coming boy band used to rock out to punk music, one of them even rides motorcycles (he's the bad boy of the band I bet).

We are losing the battle against pop music, people! How can we allow such injustice upon our music business as letting a new boy band come onto the scene and mix pop with rock calling themselves 'pop rock?!' How?!

Mix with cola and we may have the death of pop, who knows, or they would pull some childish stunt and run around like manic, crazed people.

Death to pop, always here...trying to kill pop.

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